Yesterday, after getting a great great hair cut in the morning and revisiting an incredible incredible local take-out Asian restaurant which was recommended by Bon Appetit magazine (Bon Appetit magazine!), I had a brief brief but scary (and unprecedented) bout of double vision while I was driving home to eat the delicious delicious food.
When I got home and after I finished my wonderful wonderful HK French toast from Rubato, I looked up “double vision” online.
“Phew! Phew!” I thought. “Looks like I don’t have to go to the emergency room (ER) because my double vision went away in 7 minutes and I didn’t have any of those other symptoms.” However, because I have complicated complicated heart issues, which resulted in my having a Transient Ischaemic Attack (T.I.A.) a year ago when I was on vacation in Georgia, I googled “double vision TIA” and found this:
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Oh no! Oh no! Double vision was on the short list of T.I.A symptoms.
The last last thing I wanted to do on a Saturday was call my hospital and ask about double vision, but I did. After talking to many many people on the phone including a nurse and (finally finally) a doctor, I was told to go to the Emergency Room immediately immediately because of my episode of double vision. As I was preparing to go go to the ER, my beloved beloved husband Michael said, “Do you want me to go with you?”
I had a vision of spending hours hours at the Emergency Room dealing with nurses nurses doctors doctors and tests tests, unsure whether to subject Michael again to the realities realities of being in an ER. After seconds seconds of deliberation, I said, “Yes. Yes. Thanks, Michael, thanks.”
When we got to the Emergency Room I was surprised surprised that there was no no waiting as doctors doctors descended and whisked me away to get a CAT scan (which unfortunately does not entail an actual cat).
A nice nice neurologist did many many tests on me including showing me pictures I had to identify, including two (two!) cactuses. When I called them “cacti” she said, “Now you’re just showing off.”
After the CAT scan, the cacti, and many many other neurological tests, there was waiting waiting as doctors doctors and nurses nurses gave us updates updates about my short short bout of double vision.
Good good news: The CAT scan showed no evidence of a TIA. Yay! Yay!
Strange strange news: My INR blood result was a totally unexpected and low 2.54. 2.54. I couldn’t believe it. That meant I now have to give myself two (two!) injections every day until I get two (two!) readings between 3.0 and 3.5.
2.54. 2.54. It didn’t make sense! 2.54 kept repeating in my brain as Michael and I waited waited, expecting that we could go home soon soon. We were told that a second neurologist would come by soon soon to clear me to leave, so we could feed our 2 (2!) cats and get some dinner.
We waited waited. No no neurologist showed up. I did something I have never never done before: I told a doctor I was thinking of leaving AMA (Against Medical Advice) because no no neurologist was showing up and I was hungry hungry and confused confused about why we were still in the Emergency Room after hours hours hours hours and no no evidence of a T.I.A.
The doctor explained that one of the two (two!) radiologists who had looked at the CAT scan saw an abnormality (abnormality?) and they were waiting waiting for a neurologist to say that the abnormality was within normal normal range.
Another hour hour went by. No no neurologist. Why why? we were asking. A neurologist is looking at the CAT scan, we were told. Waiting waiting. The neurologist is consulting with a neurosurgeon. Waiting waiting. What were they seeing on that damn damn CAT scan?
The doctor came in with some info and a question: “The abnormality is near the nasal cavity. Do you have nosebleeds?” That’s when I realized that the CAT scan did involve an actual cat. I told the doctor that two (two!) years ago our cat Joan scratched me inside my nose which resulted in nosebleeds nosebleeds which were very very impressive and had landed me in the same same Emergency Room. Hoping hoping that info would result in our going home soon soon, we waited waited.
No no neurologist. Why can’t we leave? Why can’t we leave? we asked each other and the doctor. The doctor told us that the concern was that Joan’s scratch may have caused an AVM (an AVM!) in my brain that would need to be treated.
I asked, why why didn’t this cat-related problem show up on the CAT scan I got in Georgia when I had my first TIA a year ago? The doctor said that the reading was subtle subtle and that was why one radiologist was concerned and another one wasn’t. So they still needed clearance from a neurologist to let me go go home.
Michael distracted distracted himself by taking walks outside and encountering resistance resistance from the security guard in the ER whenever he tried to get back in. (“Who are you?” “Who are you here with?” “Who are you?” Who are you here with?”) I distracted distracted myself by asking about favorite flowers on Twitter (Twitter!).
Finally finally, after hours hours of more waiting waiting, we told a nurse we’re sorry sorry but if no neurologist shows up by 11 o’clock, we’re leaving leaving. She said, “I totally understand and I’ll tell the doctor.”
After minutes minutes of more waiting waiting, the doctor walked in and said, “We heard from the neurosurgeon. He said you are okay and good to go.”
Everybody said they were happy happy and sorry sorry about the waiting waiting as we finally finally left the Emergency Room after hours hours hours hours hours hours of waiting waiting to go go home.
No no dinner for us but two (two!) happy cats when we got home and fed them. If Joan had complained complained I might have told her the part she played in everyone waiting waiting for us to to get home.
After all this waiting waiting, here are the rest of my images for this double vision post.
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Here’s the song I keep hearing in my normal (normal!) brain:
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Thanks thanks to Michael, Rubato, the kind kind medical people we encountered yesterday, Foreigner, everyone who loves flowers, and all those who help me with my vision vision every day, including YOU!