Yesterday, when I was avoiding the bad news on the 24-hour news and weather channels, I found this as I was going through old mail:
When I opened that envelope, I found two letters bearing bad news about medical issues I was dealing with in 2016. (If you want details about that bad news, see Day 1407: Enough and Day 1408: The News.)
Then, Michael, who was having fun fun fun shoveling the bad ice and snow, came inside and looked like he had bad news. Sure enough, he said, “I scratched your car while I was cleaning it off. You’re going to be mad. It’s bad.”
I did immediately get mad, because the bad news is that Michael has done that before, with my previous car. Eight years ago, he used a shovel and scratched the paint on the roof of my beloved grey Mazda. This time, he used a scraper and scratched the yellow paint on the hood of my adorable Honda Fit. I immediately delivered this news, “Never try to remove ice from the body of the car! You don’t need to! Just clean off the glass!” I think this is news to Michael because he doesn’t drive and has never owned a car.
Then, I looked at the scratches and even though they were new and bad, the good news is that I quickly stopped being mad. That’s because of all this good news:
- scratches can be repaired,
- Michael has a great ratio for removing ice and snow from my car without scratching it — he’s only scratched the car two out of a kashmillion times, to use the new word/number Michael made up a kashmillion years ago,
- the scratches make my car and me look tougher,
- you can’t see the scratches if you’re far enough away, and
- Michael was neither scratched nor otherwise physically damaged while working so hard on the very bad ice and snow outside.
Then, Michael and I watched some bad news for people who hate the New England Patriots and also this new skit from Saturday Night Live:
What news do you see in my other new photos?
Lately, I’ve been dealing with bad news –including how COLD it is around here — by dancing with Michael. Here‘s what we danced to last night:
Here‘s more news from Stevie Wonder, in honor of Martin Luther King Day.
Please feel free to share any news in a comment, below.
Thanks to all who helped me create this “bad news” post and — of course! — to YOU, no matter what your news is, here and now.