Last Wednesday, I was in a position to meet with a sleep specialist at Tufts Medical Center in Boston. He took the position that my mild sleep apnea could be effectively treated without my wearing a mask positioned on my face and a machine positioned by my bed. He said that some data — from my sleep study performed over a year ago— indicated that if I stayed sleeping in a side position, that would position me to have few or no occurrences of sleep apnea during the night.
He also told me about “positional therapy” devices I could buy that would position me on my side, all night long.
My positions about that included:
- joy, because I REALLY dislike being attached to medical machines at night,
- surprise, because I wondered why nobody else had noticed or interpreted the data that way before,
- amazement about the fancy term “positional therapy” and the fancy price for something that looks like a fanny pack gone wild (if you position your cursor over my link for “positional therapy,” you’ll see what I mean), and
- belief that I could MacGyver something else that would work just as well at keeping me in a side sleeping position, all night long.
If you don’t understand how I positioned the word “MacGyver” just now and do not want to position your cursor to find a helpful definition, I’m in a position to easily share that right now:
Definition of MacGyver in English:
Make or repair (an object) in an improvised or inventive way, making use of whatever items are at hand:
“he MacGyvered a makeshift jack with a log”
“he has a pair of rectangular-framed glasses MacGyvered with duct tape”
1990s: from Angus MacGyver, the lead character in the television series MacGyver (1985–1992), who often made or repaired objects in an improvised way.
I am now in a position to tell you that I’ve stayed sleeping in a side position every night since my appointment with the sleep specialist last Wednesday. How? I positioned socks and other clothes tightly in a backpack and positioned it on my back. That perfectly keeps me in position sleeping on my side, all night long.
Now that we’re at this position in this post, is anybody else aware of a particular song positioning itself to be heard?
That disco song — “All Night Long” by Lionel Ritchie — reminds me of the very entertaining film my son, my boyfriend, and I saw positioned on a movie screen last night. Aaron, Michael, and I — positioned in some comfy theater seats — watched The Martian, about an astronaut/botanist played by Matt Damon who is positioned on Mars for many months, MacGyvering his own survival over and over again, with disco the only music keeping him company.
When we got home from the movie, I said to Michael, “I think I could have survived on Mars.” Why did I take that position? I was thinking about my “positional therapy” backpack and many survival techniques I’ve used over the years.
I shall now position some photos — taken from several positions yesterday — into this post.
Cats sure do get into some interesting positions, don’t they?
I think you can guess my position about any comments you might position below.
I’d like to position some thanks to Michael and Aaron, sleep specialists, The Martian, the Broken Tail Rescue Shelter (positioned at the PetSmart in Cambridge Massachusetts), everyone who has ever MacGyvered a solution to a problem, survivors everywhere, and you — of course! — for positioning yourself here, today.