Do any of you bitches out there worry about being a bitch? This blogging bitch wants to embrace her inner bitch, here and now, by sharing two pages of The Daily Bitch calendar:
Would it break this blog if I changed the title from The Year(s) of Living Non-Judgmentally to Anyone Who Judges People is a F#!*ing Asshole?
Feel free to bitch about that or about my other photos from yesterday:
Yesterday, I bitched to my cell phone carrier about my phone not ringing. The first person I bitched to put me on hold for long periods of time and then told me that I needed to go to the Apple Store to fix it. I bitched about that and then, instead of connecting me to her supervisor, she transferred me to somebody else who, after my being on hold for another loooong time, bitched to me about the fact that the first person should not have transferred me to her but then kindly agreed to help me. It took her two bitching minutes to fix the problem by telling me to turn off “Do Not Disturb” on my phone. Together, we both bitched about how phones can accidentally be turned on to “Do Not Disturb” without people knowing about it. I would have been a lot bitchier and disturbed if I had driven all the way to the Apple Store just to find out it was such a bitchingly easy fix.
Today, I’ll be bitching about a cherished co-worker leaving my workplace by singing my original song “Hidden Thoughts” at a going-away party.
Here‘s my bitchin’ debut of “Hidden Thoughts” at an Open Mic from four bitching months ago:
Even bitches want to express gratitude, so many thanks to all who help me bitch in this daily blog and — of course! — to YOU.