Day 401: What’s wrong?

What’s wrong, this morning?

  1. It’s snowing again, which might interfere with me getting to my yearly cardiology appointment (which I wrote about yesterday, which is not appearing as yesterday’s post, which I will attempt to explain in #2, directly below).
  2. WordPress — out of nowhere, inexplicably, suddenly, unexpectedly (I wonder how many other ways I could express this) — changed the “published on” date of yesterday’s post, about my cardiologist, to two days earlier than it should be, which is Groundhog Day, which might be kind of a cool metaphor, now that I think of it, but still annoys the hell out of me, especially since the order of the posts is now screwed up, and linking to that post might get screwed up, too.
  3. Doing footnotes (especially with superscripts) in these posts is a pain in the ass, and seems to invite all sorts of retribution from the WordPress Gods.

Short break, while I imagine what the WordPress Gods might look like.  Let’s see what comes up in “Google Images” for “WordPress Gods.”  Here’s the first image:

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I wonder if Jenner Davis (a photographer whose WordPress blog yielded the above image) is having trouble with footnotes and inexplicable re-dating flukiness on WordPress?  PROBABLY NOT!

Pardon me, while I have a brief tantrum:

Why don’t things work the way they’re SUPPOSED to????????????????????

AND why do these things happen to ME????????????????

Hmmmm. I do feel a little better, getting those questions out of my head.

However, I now have posed two questions in this post that ….

…. I really can NOT answer.

Now what do we do?

Sometimes posing questions helps me (and other people I’ve observed) work things out.  Sometimes posing questions (like the question in today’s title) leads to identifying specifics, which can lead to problem solving.

For example, my specific answers to my title question — “What’s wrong? — will move me to solutions, such as:

  • Making decisions about my cardiology appointment today, focusing on safety and other possible options.
  • Sending a message to WordPress Support about that friggin’ re-dating phenomenon (which I can check off my to-do list … done!).
  • Switching my current footnote technique to something less “dangerous”.*

But questions like these:

Why don’t things work the way they’re SUPPOSED to?

Why do these things only happen to ME?

…. are unanswerable, if not imponderable. Sometimes I call those “rhetorical questions”:

I am going to use Ask.com to answer the question, “What is a rhetorical question?” for some one-stop shopping, as follows:

Definition:
A question asked merely for effect with no answer expected. The answer may be obvious or immediately provided by the questioner.

A rhetorical question can be “an effective persuasive device, subtly influencing the kind of response one wants to get from an audience” (Edward P.J. Corbett). See Examples and Observations, below.

Examples and Observations:

“Something [rhetorical] questions all have in common . . . is that they are not asked, and are not understood, as ordinary information-seeking questions, but as making some kind of claim, or assertion, an assertion of the opposite polarity to that of the question.”
(Irene Koshik, Beyond Rhetorical Questions. John Benjamins, 2005)

“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?”
(H. L. Mencken)

“It did not occur to me to call a doctor, because I knew none, and although it did occur to me to call the desk and ask that the air conditioner be turned off, I never called, because I did not know how much to tip whoever might come–was anyone ever so young?”
(Joan Didion, “Goodbye to All That.” Slouching Towards Bethlehem, 1968)

Here’s another question, from me:

Does it help to ask those rhetorical, unanswerable questions? I guess we all might answer that question, in our own way.

Is the last question I asked … a rhetorical question?

Hey!  Fill in your own answer, why don’t you?  I have to figure out a way to get to my cardiologist.

But before I end this post, I would like to pose one more question — imponderable, rhetorical, whatever:

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Why do the guys I live with NEVER have a towel in the downstairs bathroom?

Thanks to the guys I live with, people who ask questions I can’t answer (which, as my son has pointed out, often annoys the hell out of me), Ask.com, Jenner Davis, Edward Corbett, Irene Koshik, John Benjamins, H. L. Mencken, Joan Didion (in order of appearance),  and to you — of course! — for reading today.


*  A safer, tried-and-true solution for footnotes would be these asterisks — or little stars — which (usually!) cause no problems in my posts, as long as I keep the list of footnotes short enough. Of course, there’s no guarantee of THAT. **

** But — at least —  I have control over that problem.

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17 thoughts on “Day 401: What’s wrong?

  1. Yup. Footnotes are a problem — did you try going in to change the published date back? On your right hand sidebar?

    It’s freezing frigid cold here! Now snow but man…. is it cold! :)

    • Thanks to your support, Louise (and that of others) … I fixed it! Stay warm, and thanks for bringing your warm presence here.

  2. I can tell you are anxious today, Ann, feeling like every step the universe has taken has landed squarely on your toes. Ouch. When the cardiologist appointment takes place, I think, you may feel needed relief. I hope. Why, world, would you give Ann problems like this on this particular day?

  3. Hi,

    Thanks so much for the blog follow. It led me to your blog, which I am now following. It is snowing like crazy here too. It’s supposed to snow all day! A good day to buckle down and tackle all those projects I’ve been putting off. Well, instead, I am perusing WordPress and reading blogs.

    Nancy

  4. Deep breath…I hope you get to the cardiology appt safely. The date on a blog post can be changed as Louise said. Just go to your dashboard, go to posts, pick the post you want to change and you can do so upper right hand side. Be sure to click on update. Hope that helps.:)

  5. Hi Ann, I hope that your appointment went well.

    As far as the date stamp on your post goes, you can change it by editing your post. It’s easiest to find this using the “quick edit” function. On the right side of your dashboard you’ll find the tool to change your date. This will give you more power than the Lesser Gods of WordPress. I realize that this will cause you a different kind of crisis as you realize that you can write 365 posts on the last day of the year and have them appear magically in order. It would allow you to backdate your daily blog to before the internet, making you special and famous in an entirely new and magical way.

    • This comment helped me feel special, in an entirely new and magical way. Thanks for your kindness, wit, and understanding.

  6. Ha, ha, loved the Groundhog Day reference… Best of luck with the snow & weather, and that you make your appt. Spring is right around the corner :-)

    • I did make my appointment — something I knew that you didn’t. Something you knew that I didn’t: that spring is right around the corner. Thanks for that knowledge …it helped!

  7. Smiling. I thought it was me doing something wrong on WordPress puts posts in wrong order! Thanks for clearing that up for me!

  8. I’m still having problems with publishing. It appears to have been published and then the next day I find the article still in the draft file but when I do ‘successfully’ publish it is says that I published it 17hours ago. Huh? I’ve tried lots of suggestions and sometimes they work and other times they don’t. I’ve never experienced WordPress mixing up my posts well at least I don’t think they have.

    • Whenever I have that problem with publishing it usually means I left a WordPress window open after I published the post. It’s very annoying. That mix up was very recent, and I think it happened when I tried to edit a post on my cell phone.We’ll just keep doing the best we can, right? So glad you stopped by today.

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